Accessories · Anti-Theft Joke
Security Tag Brooch
A retail alarm tag reissued as a luxury pin.
$195
at SSENSE
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Story & heritage
The Security Tag Brooch condenses a favorite Vetements move into one object: an anti-theft device, normally meant to disappear after purchase, becomes the thing being purchased. It keeps the brand’s retail-system humor wearable and small.
Materials & craft
The SSENSE listing describes a plastic brooch with an embossed logo at the face, a two-inch diameter, white supplier color, and Italian manufacture.
plasticembossed logo2 inch diameterpin fasteningmade in Italy
How to choose & style
Pin it where it looks accidentally left on: lapel, hoodie pocket, bag strap, or waistband. The joke works best when the rest of the outfit is otherwise serious.
White security tagBroochLogo emboss
